Mongrel: ze moist-see summer movie ov 2008

topic posted Fri, July 11, 2008 - 9:20 PM by 
'specially as viewed from ze comfort ov ze Tex'ass-sized movie house chair smacksmackdab in ze middle o' ze theatre with no seats directly in front und eatin' Ida's homemade toasty snackin' garbanzo beans whilst swillin' ze ice-cold huge-ass mocha.

Fuxxx! I donut even recognize Tom Cruise for ze first 45 minutes!

If aryoooo hate Nelson Mandela aryoooo veal fluff Genghis Khan. Goosey Mongrel toadie!

It's ze love story und ze war story und ze lush tale ov human cruelty in ze animal kingdom. Yore Mme. G gives it four paws upppinks, especialllly ze second sexxxings scene. Arrrrrooooooooooooousing!

I ham crossing mein dewclaws fur ze sequel.
  • Re: Mongrel: ze moist-see summer movie ov 2008

    Fri, July 11, 2008 - 9:22 PM
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Genghis!

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    • Re: Mongrel: ze moist-see summer movie ov 2008

      Sat, July 12, 2008 - 8:33 AM
      The costuming and scenery were exquisitely rendered. Filmed in Mongolia!

      I especially enjoyed the hair-do's. Many might think they were hair-don'ts but a little relaxation in hygiene standards wouldn't be such a bad thing. It would save on shampoo and water costs.

      Madame, I miss those weird little skinny braids you used to make on the sides of your fur. Very Mongol.

      Truth be told, I did not want to go to see this movie at all but you charmed me into it and I'm glad you did. I do, however, regret feeding you beans. And the lusty baleful arrrrrrrooooooooing noises you made when the dogs and wolves had their screen time, while endearing to me, seemed to annoy the hell out of other theatre-goers.

      I have yet to see the new Batman with the dead actor in it, but still I think this is gonna be the summer wonder. I give it five asteroids out of five.


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