"Turns out that the much heralded homeless hunger prevention program is literally littered with pork...
Taxpayer subsidized vouchers provided to our capitol's homeless will now be used to prop up an inefficient pork industry. Snuck in under the auspices of Hurricane Tax Relief is language allowing the homeless to purchase ballpark franks from street vendors...
As a direct slap to the EU and a blatent demonstration of hypocrisy, the vouchers do not cover Polska Kilbasa nor Sour Kraut. This blatent demonstration of protectionism prompted Polish Prime Minister, Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz to question Poland's role in Iraq. Rewarding chronies in the Pork Industry is simply not worth alienating one of the last friendly countries in the EU...
Considering our Healthcare crisis, adding Nitrosamines to the long list of environmental stressors affecting our Nation's homeless is more than just irresponsible; it is criminal."
-Excerpts from Pork Belly America by Abram Tellish, lifted with permission from the Journal of Sacred Truth and Social Justice
Taxpayer subsidized vouchers provided to our capitol's homeless will now be used to prop up an inefficient pork industry. Snuck in under the auspices of Hurricane Tax Relief is language allowing the homeless to purchase ballpark franks from street vendors...
As a direct slap to the EU and a blatent demonstration of hypocrisy, the vouchers do not cover Polska Kilbasa nor Sour Kraut. This blatent demonstration of protectionism prompted Polish Prime Minister, Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz to question Poland's role in Iraq. Rewarding chronies in the Pork Industry is simply not worth alienating one of the last friendly countries in the EU...
Considering our Healthcare crisis, adding Nitrosamines to the long list of environmental stressors affecting our Nation's homeless is more than just irresponsible; it is criminal."
-Excerpts from Pork Belly America by Abram Tellish, lifted with permission from the Journal of Sacred Truth and Social Justice
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pork it, buddy.
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 6:09 PMIt's so rare to find a fellow Tellish scholar in a public forum, Yoni Bear! Thank you for sharing this. I must say I think the later Tellish pork writings are some of his weakest, but he's always entertaining, as you've shown here. -
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Re: pork it, buddy.
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 7:55 PMJust send the surplus pork meat to Iraq, that'll grease things over.
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Re: Stick Some Pork in it, We're Done
Thu, May 15, 2008 - 12:06 AMnotice the replies. the members of this tribe are the modern day equivalent of ajax the lesser. -
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Keeping the Eurosausage British
Thu, May 15, 2008 - 8:33 AM
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