Madame's Ladye's Open Letter to Oprah

topic posted Fri, March 28, 2008 - 4:59 PM by 
Dang, Oprah! WTF? Have you gone mad? This isn't the Oprah I remember.

Your show today on makeovers was insulting and treats age as if it's some type of disease. A silver hair! A woman in her 40s??? Quick, call in the surgeons!!!!

Unfortunately, my foot is hurt so the even the thought of getting up to change the channel was painful. But I should have done it, because now my spirit hurts, too.

SHAME ON YOU OPRAH! Shame on you for buying into the Youth vs Age myth that only Youth can be beautiful. Shame on you for covering up the silver halo God rewards us with as we age. Shame on you for being shamed by your own body and hair so much that you assume others must worship and lust only after youth and stick-bodies as you do. Shame on you for shilling that shitty glue-like shampoo so shamelessly. Yuck. Donut get me wrong. Youth is great. But so is Maturity.

Why can't Americans embrace their age and wisdom instead of being so superficial? And why can't YOU, as a thought-leader with intelligence, help guide us to a place that values brains as well as looks, and one that elevates age to a place of honor instead of one of shame? Your show made me feel small and insignificant. Yuck. But you know what? That's bullshit. I love my silver hair. I love the way I feel stronger as I've aged. And I hate how you've turned into a youth-worshipping, ageist, beauty-shilling beast. Blah. Watching your show was a real downer, especially the bit about the incredible school teacher with the elegant curly red locks who you acted as some sort of what...fairy godmother towards? Jesus, lady. What the hell happened to you? That teacher's hair was beautiful and natural and you turned her into a carbon copy of Skanky Spice. I hope you take the time to read this deeply and think it over. Those women were all beautiful as they were. You taunted them and then molded them into Cosmopolitan wannabes. Your vision of what is beautiful is insulting and commercial. Again: BLAH.

But I'm glad you got your curves back, girl. At least you're doing one thing right.

  • Re: Madame's Ladye's Open Letter to Oprah

    Fri, March 28, 2008 - 5:46 PM
    reading your letter makes me really glad I don't watch tv
    • TV or not TV....

      Fri, March 28, 2008 - 6:00 PM
      Hee! Nuttin' against you poisonally, Dawn--I just amimbled reading zeez quote by fuckerpants when I was poring over heez webwords last night:


      "i love it when i ask someone if they've seen a certain sitcom or television drama and they respond (all too quickly and proudly) that they don't own a tv. as if by not owning a tv, they're automatically intellectually superior and more cultured. i bet nobody in germany says that. they have nasty tv commercials after 10pm there."
      ~fuckerpants on heez myspace page
      • Re: TV or not TV....

        Fri, March 28, 2008 - 6:02 PM
        With zat said I veal jest say I donut watch nitwork t.v. much cuz I woood gooose crazy freakin' out on all ze youth-worshippping Botox-faced carbon copy Barbies with $1000 shoes und $2 brains.
      • Re: TV or not TV....

        Fri, March 28, 2008 - 11:12 PM
        LOL

        no, I do own a tv... just don't have time to watch it ;-)

        It's mainly for the kids... and so I can pop in a dvd now and again

        I remember when Oprah was good - I used to watch Donahue sometimes as well. Remember when Mtv actually played music videos? Ah, those were the days...
  • Re: Madame's Ladye's Open Letter to Oprah

    Sat, March 29, 2008 - 5:07 PM
    You need a remote control Mme G.!

    I hate makeover shows.....they basically take someone and form them into a mold. not that some folks couldn't use some fashion guidance. I hate bullshit superficiality, and I totally agree with you, we should age gracefully, and not hide our natural transformation with botox and facelifts and crap like that. I've seen some really awful plastic surgery, and I think it often makes someone who would have been a very attractive older person, scary, slightly pathetic and unnatural. That said, I do have my own sort of vanities, so I can't really begrudge others having theirs. It would be lovely if we appreciated all of the qualities that people develop personally as they age, not focus so much on how they appear.
    • Re: Madame's Ladye's Open Letter to Oprah

      Sun, March 30, 2008 - 3:14 PM
      resign to this- TV is about appearance, it's a visual medium. It's not an excuse, your observation and argument is legitimate.
      When I was a little kid we (my family) got a set visit to The Man From Uncle. I was stunned at how shabby the sets looked, dusty, chipped, frayed. The actors looked almost as bad, Robert Vaughn a little paunchy, the leading lady of that episode was wearing tight slacks that didn't help her figure. It was alot for a kid to take. I saw the episode and everyone was fabulous. Smoke & Mirrors.
      • Hee! snarfle. kak.

        Tue, April 1, 2008 - 12:39 PM
        Dear Wendolyne,

        Thank you for your poignant and compelling letter regarding our recent show. We are interested in producing a follow-up piece on how the participants are maintaining their new looks and would like to include a segment with input from viewers such as yourself who took offense at our topic. We may be interested in showcasing your viewpoints on our show.

        If you are open to this possibility, please give us a call at your earliest convenience.

        Thanks again for writing to us and we hope to hear from you soon..

        Sincerely,
        The Oprah.com Staff
        • Re: Hee! snarfle. kak.

          Tue, April 1, 2008 - 2:06 PM
          omg, i'll even find out what channel oprah is on to see this
          • Re: Hee! snarfle. kak.

            Tue, April 1, 2008 - 3:51 PM
            Dr. Phil is gray, balding and paunchy. Is Oprah going to surprise him on his spin-off show with a makeover?
            • Re: Hee! snarfle. kak.

              Wed, April 2, 2008 - 9:59 AM
              There's not much more she can do. Haven't you ever seen Dr. Phil's "before" picture?
              upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ROTJ.jpg
              • Re: Hee! snarfle. kak.

                Wed, April 2, 2008 - 10:11 AM
                *HEH*

                Cute little fella
                • Re: Hee! snarfle. kak.

                  Wed, April 2, 2008 - 10:50 AM
                  Oh, they could at least give him a toupee and truss like bill Shatner.
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.

                    Re: Hee! snarfle. kak.

                    Thu, April 3, 2008 - 12:30 PM
                    you did a good thing madam

                    *bravo*
                    • How dooo peoples live in zeez weirld?

                      Thu, April 3, 2008 - 3:06 PM
                      the crunch
                      by ze grating Charles Bukowski

                      too much too little

                      too fat
                      too thin
                      or nobody.

                      laughter or
                      tears

                      haters
                      lovers

                      strangers with faces like
                      the backs of
                      thumb tacks

                      armies running through
                      streets of blood
                      waving wine bottles
                      bayonetteing and fucking
                      virgins.

                      an old guy in a cheap room
                      with a photograph of Marilyn Monroe.

                      there is a loneliness in this world so great
                      that you can see it in the slow movement of
                      the hands of a clock

                      people so tired
                      mutilated
                      either by love or no love.

                      people just are not good to each other
                      one on one.

                      the rich are not good to the rich
                      the poor are not good to the poor.

                      we are afraid.

                      our educational system tells us
                      that we can all be
                      big-ass winners

                      it hasn't told us
                      about the gutters
                      or the suicides.

                      or the terror of one person
                      aching in one place
                      alone

                      untouched
                      unspoken to

                      watering a plant.

                      people are not good to each other.
                      people are not good to each other.
                      people are not good to each other.

                      I suppose they never will be.
                      I don't ask them to be.

                      but sometimes I think about
                      it.

                      the beads will swing
                      the clouds will cloud
                      and the killer will behead the child
                      like taking a bite out of an ice cream cone.

                      too much
                      too little

                      too fat
                      too thin
                      or nobody

                      more haters than lovers.

                      people are not good to each other.
                      perhaps if they were
                      our deaths would not be so sad.

                      meanwhile I look at young girls
                      stems
                      flowers of chance.

                      there must be a way.

                      surely there must be a way that we have not yet
                      thought of.

                      who put this brain inside of me?

                      it cries
                      it demands
                      it says that there is a chance.

                      it will not say
                      "no."
                      • Re: How dooo peoples live in zeez weirld?

                        Thu, April 3, 2008 - 3:24 PM
                        "more haters than lovers"

                        This is the part to be saved from.

                        A hater can become a lover by showing respect and in return get respect.

                        It's a vicious cycle of love that spews outward and changes the whole world.

                        By showing respect to ALL you save and get saved.

                        Bukowski was/is/will forever be rad!



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